don Vito Bush
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004 | otherStuff
oh sure , we’re all high on hope & shit now, but 4years or so ago things were bleak & dizzying …here’s where i took it
hell, i dont even care …i’ve never, ever seen any freeking politician i fully trusted or felt came even close to representing me & in this latest carnival, [dont play the games at carnivals folks; they're rigged], the canidates seemed more than ever like 2 sides of the same coin …but in the end, i couldnt help but wonder;
why did he concede?
…picture this scenario:
its maybe 2 nites before the election …the senator is just about to turn in after clicking off the t.v. …he has been watching a news program that states that the electorial college & the general populace are split fairly evenly down the middle …he allows himself a smile & drains his glass & prepares to don his p.j.’s …he receives a phone call on his private line, which puzzles him a little because his wife is in the bathroom flossing …who would be calling on THAT phone at THIS hour?
…must be bad news, family crisis, something
…a voice w/a faint texas accent tells him to lissin close, then states that certain individuals are in possesion of a big black bag of,
[insert incriminating, digitally enhanced evidence &/or embarassing documents or footage regarding private life, or public service here],
& that this heinous information will be made public, crippling his career, &/or destroying his marrige, &/or reputation, &/or whatever,
…unless:
in the event of a an extremly close, blistering-hotly contested out come, that looks like it might even rival the 2000 election,
he just concedes
…thus taking the heat offa, & diverting attention away from any inproprities regarding blood-related elected officials in swing states, controversies regarding electronic voting machines manufactored by companies tied to top administration officials, or any of those messy supreme court election awarding shennanigans in the past
…is this some wacky conspiracy theory pulled outta thin air? …you bet! …does it seem more plausible than the conceding of a man who pledged that he was ‘ready to fight’ against an administartion full of bullies & fixers? …yeah, that too
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